22 Witty Quotes About Elections - WhoWhatWhy
WEBAug 15, 2015 · 1. The problem with political jokes is they get elected. — Henry Cate, VII. 2. I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. — Adlai Stevenson.
13 Funny Election Day Quotes - Bustle
- "In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone …
- "The irony is that the people we tend to vote for actually look down on voters …
- "I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more …
- "Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don't put a big glow to it. Voting is …
- "Nobody would say, 'I'm voting for this guy because he's got the stronger chin,' …
TOP 25 FUNNY POLITICAL QUOTES (of 75) | A-Z Quotes
- Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain. Funny, …
- If you can't convince them, confuse them. Harry S. Truman. Witty, Business, Silly.
- The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here …
- Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by …
- Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a …
50 Political Jokes Everyone Will Agree Are Funny
WEBApr 11, 2019 · 50 Political Jokes Everyone Will Agree Are Funny. No matter which side of the aisle you’re on, these hilarious political jokes will get your vote.
50 Best Voting Quotes for Election Day in 2024 - Parade
- "You wouldn't let your grandparents pick your playlist. Why would you let them pick your …
- "This process of election affords a moral certainty that the office of President will seldom fall …
- "We can all agree on the importance of voting." Jenna Bush, American News Personality.
- "Democracy is based upon the conviction there are extraordinary possibilities in ordinary …
- "Bad officials are elected by good citizens who don’t vote.” George Jean Nathan, American …
Funniest Presidential Campaign Slogans in U.S. History …
WEBOct 2, 2020 · “We Polked You in ’44, We Shall Pierce You in ’52” (1852) The electorate wants a presidential candidate with a plan, but this may not have been what the voters in the 1852...
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Laugh Your Vote Out: Unveiling the Best 220 Election …
WEBApr 15, 2024 · In this article, we’re unveiling over 200 election and voting puns that will have you laughing all the way to the ballot box. From clever wordplay to hilarious one-liners, these puns are sure to lighten the mood …
Hilarious political quotes to get you through election …
WEBNov 9, 2022 · SHREVEPORT, La. (KTAL/KMSS) — American political candidates who keep a sharp sense of humor often endear themselves to the public. Here are some of our newsroom’s favorite quotes from past …
15 Funny Election Day Quotes to Have Fun With in 2020
WEBNov 5, 2020 · 15 Funny Election Day Quotes to Have Fun With in 2020. 1. The problem with political jokes is they get elected. -Henry Cate, VII. 2. Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your …
Funny Election Tweets And Memes - BuzzFeed News
WEBNov 5, 2020 · Just Some Funny Election Tweets Since Apparently That's Still A Thing That's Happening. Let's laugh so we don't cry!!!!! Julia Reinstein. BuzzFeed News Reporter.
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